| Man: | Where have you been all my life?
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| Woman: | Hiding from you.
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| Man: | Haven't I seen you someplace before?
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| Woman: | Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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| Man: | Is this seat empty?
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| Woman: | Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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| Man: | Your place or mine?
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| Woman: | Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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| Man: | So, what do you do for a living?
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| Woman: | I'm a female impersonator.
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| Man: | Hey baby, what's your sign?
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| Woman: | Do not enter.
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| Man: | How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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| Woman: | Unfertilized.
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| Man: | Your body is like a temple.
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| Woman: | Sorry, there are no services today.
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| Man: | I would go to the end of the world for you.
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| Woman: | But would you stay there?
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| Man: | If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
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| Woman: | If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing |
